While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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