i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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