I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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