saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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