My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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