My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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