we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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