so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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