Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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