She said her name was "party"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
