She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
organizing the empties. That sober.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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