If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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