Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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