We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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