Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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