You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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