Did you just see the Batmobile???
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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