girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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