I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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