i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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