I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm getting married
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?