so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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