i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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