you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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