tell your sister to shave her snatch
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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