Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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