When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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