i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
