in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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