remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
These tits shall not be calmed
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