how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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