Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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