is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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