i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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