You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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