I am puke
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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