I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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