I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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