im about as happy as oj after his trial
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag