True but thats because hes a fetus.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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