He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I enjoy the company of your penis
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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