I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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