Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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