escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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