AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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