this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
In other news, I just burned my penis
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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