dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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