Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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