I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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