he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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