So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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