they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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