That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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