Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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