DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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