oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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