Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
