Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
God, I missed his penis.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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